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Thursday, October 31, 2024
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) #510
Wednesday, October 30, 2024
Barbarian (2022) #509
“Barbarian” feels like the perfect movie to watch on Devil’s night as a double feature with “The Crow”. Both take place in Detroit and both are dark and violent. Both take place in a bad part of town, and both have their own hidden monsters, aka very bad people. What starts off as an awkward exploration of how uncomfortable a woman could be by taking one risky chance after another becomes something completely different with its twisty 2nd act. Staring Georgina Campbell, Bill Skarsgard, Richard Brake ("31" and "Mandy") and Jusitn Long ("Tusk").
Tess arrives in Detroit for a job interview, but things are not off to a great start. First her ex won't stop calling her, and then she discovers that her Airbnb has been double booked. Having nowhere else to go, Tess is coaxed to come in by the other guest, Keith. Initially hesitant, Tess gives Keith the benefit of doubt and decides to trust him. Sensing her unease, Keith does his best to defuse the situation and offers to sleep on the couch. Tensions ease more when Tess learns that Keith is involved in one of the groups her new job is planning on working with. When she awakes, Keith has already left for the day, so she leaves for her interview, now noticing the run-down condition of the neighborhood. The interview goes well and seems to be getting better, but when she arrives at the house, Tess is chased by a homeless man yelling wildly at her.
Shaken, Tess finds the basement door open. She goes to see what's in the basement but get locked in. Tess discovers a hidden corridor that contains a mattress, video camera, and bloody handprints. She is eventually freed when Keith arrives back at the house, and once Tess tells him what she's found, he takes the intuitive to search the corridor further. Fearing that something may have happened to Keith after a long absence, Tess goes back down the corridor, which becomes a series of tunnels in the dark. She finds Kieth, who is injured and terrified, and soon finds out who had harmed him.
From the dark to the bright sunshine filled backdrop of California, the film switches gears and focuses on AJ, a man who is having a rough day as well. First, he's accused of sexual assault on a co-star on tv series, then he finds out that he's been fired from said series. Having no immediate income but plenty of bills, and some new legal fees to deal with, AJ flies out to Detroit to sell some rental properties that he owns. Meeting up with a friend, he admits that he assaulted the girl but thought it wasn't a big deal; the complete opposite of Keith. AJ then goes to the house, which he owns, and discovers the basement. He becomes excited, thinking that he's discovered valuable extra square footage, when he becomes lost in the tunnels and is attacked by the Mother, the creature that killed Keith. AJ is tossed into a cell where he meets Tess. She's been down there for a few days and tells AJ that she thinks that they are her children.
Aat different times, both Tess and AJ manage to escape the cell. Tess makes it outside where she meets the homeless man who tells her that Mother will come out at night to look for her. Tess then is able to call the police, who when they arrive, dismiss her and threaten to take her in as the instigator. Meanwhile, AJ finds a room where Mother will not approach. Inside is an old man in a bed and various pieces of evidence that explains what is going on. Trying to help the man, AJ accidently provides the man the means to kill himself, escaping his crimes against humanity.
Through a series of events, Tess and AJ are chased around the neighborhood by Mother, with a climax ending on top of a water tower. AJ proves once again that he's not the hero, sacrificing Tess to save himself. Mother knows better killing AJ and cuddling with an injured Tess, before Tess uses a gun to end Mother's torment.
Tuesday, October 29, 2024
Await Further Instructions (2018) #508
A family gathering for the holidays where most of the family are unwelcoming and xenophobic and the smaller portion feels bullied and outcast for their lifestyle choices, is suddenly trapped together and unable to escape, with the only contact from outside of the house coming from text appear on the tv. This is the set up for “Await Further Instructions”, a cosmic horror about control and obedience, essentially an experiment being conducted by otherworldly entities.
Nick returns to his parents house after cutting off most contact from them for three years. His girlfriend Annji comes with him, and almost immediately the family gives their disapproval and racist thoughts about Annji, who is of Indian descent. After having a screaming argument with his pregnant sister, Nick decides that coming back was a mistake and insists they leave. When they try to do so, a weird, ribbed, black material has blocked very aperture and window in the house. The black surface looks like black cords fused together creating a solid wall. The family then notices text on the tv that states “Stay inside and await further instructions”. Naturally the very controlling father Tony declares that it’s from the national emergency service, but is that who it’s really from?
First the family is told that all of the food in the house is contaminated and that they must wash themselves with bleach, they follow the instructions. When vaccines are dropped from the chimney, Nick and Annji have their doubts, but the ever controlling Tony forces them. Tony’s elderly father dies a gruesome death and the tv states that one of them is infected. Naturally the family suspects Annji, and they lock her away. Tensions and parinia run rampant as Nick and Tony clash, family members die, and the instructions become ever more demanding and violent.
With everyone dead, with Nick killing his father in self defense, the dead rise once more as Tony becomes a meat puppet infused with the living wires. It’s a shocking end with an axe, and as the camera pans up, you see that every house has suffered the same fate.
Monday, October 28, 2024
Gothika (2003) #507
Ghost movies were a popular and common sight in the late 90's and early 2000s and Dark Castle Entertainment was there to provide. First they remade popular films originally made by William Castle, such as "House on Haunted Hill" and "Thir13en Ghosts" before creating their own original material, such as "Gothika". A start studded film, starring Halle Berry, Charles S. Dutton, and Robert Downey Jr. and John Carrol Lynch, "Gothika" is a haunting ghost story taking place in a naturally scary location, a psychiatric hospital. Some may find the pacing of the movie a bit clunky when compared to today's sensibilities, but it felt quite at home in the horror films of its time. The production has some great value and visuals, except for some fire effects later in the film.
Sunday, October 27, 2024
X (2022) #506
"X" is the first released film in a new trilogy by writer/director Ti West and starring Mia Goth in all three films. Chronologically, "X" is the middle film in the narrative and takes places in 1978, preceded by "Pearl" which takes place in 1918, and then the series wraps up with "Maxxine" in 1985. "X" and "Pearl" were filmed back-to-back during the height of Covid, allowing Ti West to make the most of the location that was used in both films.
Maxine is girl who knows what she wants and quotes "I will not accept a life I do not deserve". She also declares "you're a fucking sex symbol" to her reflection in the mirror, right before leaving for a X-rated film shoot out at a remote farm. Coming along is her boyfriend Wayne, fellow exotic dancer Bobby-Lynne and her primary scene partner Jackson, and director RJ and his shy girlfriend Lorraine. After a misunderstanding with the property owner Howard, the crew quickly gets to work. With her scene coming up later in the day, Maxine walks around the property and runs into Pearl, Howard's wife. Invited into the house, Pearl becomes almost obsessive over Maxine, showing her an old picture from her youth where the two look nearly identical. Maxine is able to get out of the house right before Howard returns.
Pearl secretly watches Maxine film her sex scene in the barn, which entices her to seduce Howard. He says he can't, and this triggers Pearl's unhealthy murderous tendencies. Her first victim is RJ, who she finds after he decides to leave the project after Lorraine requests to be in the film with the others. Then one by one the group is separated. Waye is killed by Pearl in the barn, while Howard locks Lorraine in the basement and then takes Jackson out to the river under the pretense that they are looking for his confused wife. Pearl sneaks into bed while Maxine is sleeping and molests her. Pearl quickly leaves when Maxine wakes up screaming. Bobby-Lynne tries to help Pearl, who is standing on a dock naked, but Pearl pusher her into the river where a large alligator quickly kills the young woman.
Lorraine escapes the basement only to be killed by Howard using a shotgun. Howard dies as he and Pearl tries to move the body. Maxine narrowly misses being shot Pearl, how is thrown back by the kickback of the gun. Pearl is finally killed when Maxine drives the van over her head. It's only at the end that we learn that Maxine is the daughter of a popular tv preacher, who constantly shown on the tv throughout the film.
"X" is comprised of some great talent such as Brittany Snow (Would You Rather) as Bobby-Lynne, Martin Henderson (The Ring) as Wayne, Jenna Ortega as Lorraine, and of course Mia Goth as Maxine. This film is Ti West's return to horror, having been nine years since he had made "The Sacrament".
Fun detail - Plowing Service is painted on the side of the van the group drives to the farm in, a humorous innuendo that add levity to a dark film.
Saturday, October 26, 2024
Superhost (2021) #505
The movie stars Sara Canning as Claire, Osric Chau as Teddy, and Gracie Gillam, (Fright Night), as Rebecca. Horror icon Barbara Crampton, (Re-Animator, From Beyond, and others) has a supporting role as Vera. As I mentioned, all four actors give a phenomenal performance that I really enjoyed. The story arc has the twist and turn in all the right places, keeping the film moving at a nice quick pace.
Friday, October 25, 2024
Willy's Wonderland (2021) #504
While The Man is busy cleaning and kicking ass, teenager Liv and her friends arrive at Willy's with the intention of burning it to the ground, knowing it's evil legacy. When they realize that The Man is inside, Liv breaks in to get him out, but her and her friends become trapped inside. Having potential victims beside The Man, the killer animatronics go after the teens. The Man saves Liz while the others die in classic slasher fashion, until the town sheriff comes to stop The Man from killing the possessed animatronics. It's revealed that the mechanic, the sheriff, and Tex have been sending drifters to Willy's as a form of human sacrifice for years to keep the town safe. But as killers do, Willy himself takes out the sheriff so he can go toe to toe with The Man. Never get in the way of a deranged weasel.
Thursday, October 24, 2024
Things Will Be Different (2024) #503
What kind of world would it be like if people easily believed in the ability of time travel, or rather, a room that could grant time travel with a spell and a phone call? This is the kind of world that "Things Will Be Different" takes place in, and the film is presented in a way that it works. Kept on a small scale with only a handful of characters, this bizarre time twisting movie forces the two main characters, Joseph and Sidney, moments to reflect on the choices they have made. The film presents more than one montage showing the passing of time in such an engaging creative fashion that fits perfectly in a movie centered around time.
Joseph and his sister Sidney have successfully pulled of some kind of heist. Jospeh is waiting patiently, with the money, for her at a small breakfast diner. They leave quickly when they hear sirens in the distance, heading off into the woods. They change clothes and walk off into nature, coming out to a cornfield near a solitary farmhouse. The siblings scare away a group of guys drinking and shooting, which results in a call to the local police. With sirens in the background again, the siblings quickly perform a multi-step ritual that ends in a dark attic like room with a phone. When they emerge, the two are in a different timeline, and all they have to do is wait fourteen days before repeating the process and returning to their timeline. All seems well as they make plans on how to spend their share of the loot, and returning to loved ones, but when it's time to go back to their timeline, they discover that they are trapped.
"Things Will Be Different" is the debut feature film from Michael Felker, the longtime editor for Justin Benson and Aaron Morehead, which might be why they both appear in some capacity in the movie. Riley Dandy carries the movie as Sidney, bringing the emotional weight as the mother longing to be returned to her young daughter. Adam David Thompson also does a great job as Joseph, acting the stoic and caring older brother while trying to redeem himself to Sidney for some past wrong. The two made a great sibling pair and I can't wait what all three do next.
Wednesday, October 23, 2024
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) #502
In the vein similar to that of “Halloween”, the new “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” follows the events after the first film while bypassing the existence of the other entries in the series. Knowing that, this film still doesn't make complete sense if you're trying to connect it narratively to the first film. So instead, go into this movie as if it is the first in a series, just one that reminds you of a movie of the same name. Doing this, "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" is a taunt slasher that presents some memorable kills. Unlike the original, which hinted at the extreme violence but isn't shown, this one has it all on screen.
The film opens with a group of young entrepreneurs, Melody and her sister Lila, and Dante and his girlfriend Ruth, who have plans to auction off properties in the ghost town of Harlow, creating a vibrant and gentrified scene for other people their age. Things go astray when they find that one of the houses is still occupied by an old woman her silent, hulking "son". She is rushed to the hospital with her son, driven by the two officers who had come to evict her; Ruth, goes along after feeling guilty about the old woman. The others stay and welcome a bus load of investors, while Lila gets to know the local mechanic Richter. During their conversation, we learn that Lila is a traumatized survivor of a school shooting.
Things take a sudden turn for the worse when the old woman dies on the way to the hospital. Her son reacts violently, attacking the police officers, causing the ambulance to crash. Ruth is momentarily knocked out but awakes in time to see the man cutting off the old woman's face, only to overlay it over his own. Leatherface is back and angry! He quickly kills the driver and Ruth before heading home, where he finds a town full of fresh victims!
When Richter finds out that the old woman might actually still own her home, he takes the keys from Dante and Melody, telling them that he'll return them once they prove they own her house. The two are forced to search the house but run into Leatherface, who attacks Dante. He's distracted by Richter, whose death allows Melody time to escape. She runs to the bus, where the investors are staying dry during a storm. Leatherface enters the bus for one of the most memorable horror moments of 2022. With chainsaw in hand, Leatherface does what he does best, pure bloody chaos. Lila and Melody escape only to run into Sally, the sole survivor of the first film. She has revenge on the mind, but she isn't a Laurie Strode and gets killed before she gets to take Leatherface down for good. It's up to a gun wielding Lila, coming to terms with her fear of firearms, to go toe to toe with Leatherface. He's old, he's getting tired, right?
Tuesday, October 22, 2024
Clown (2014) #501
From the director and writer team that gave us Marvel Studios beloved Spider-Man trilogy comes “Clown”, a grisly story about a loving father who dons a cursed clown outfit and unwittingly becomes the avatar for a murderous Icelandic demon. What fun! It’s a subtle trend that Marvel hires horror creators due to the fact that they are able to produce effective movies with lower budgets, essentially proving themselves worthy of a large blockbuster budget. This film was produced by Eli Roth, who also makes a brief appearance in the film. "Clown" is also a great film to those that love body horror, so you easily watch this with "Killer Klowns From Space" or "The Fly".