Dracula (1979)

The 1979 version of “Dracula” is considered by many to be the first sexy version of the classic tale. This might be true but this version is also one of the most incorrect, off base versions I have ever seen. The script is inspired by a play about “Dracula” and gives the novel a mere secondary nod as a source material. This movie is a flagrant example of Hollywood being lazy, not bothering to read the book, and making up what they think the story is; it’s as if the writer saw the movie as a child and then tried to recall it thirty years later without any notes. The names of the characters are there, at least the first names, but the relationships are all wrong. On the plus side the film is very stylish and full of action. There are scenes that are full of candles, streams of flowing smoke, Frank Langella wearing a cape, and actors fully committed to the script; if only the script writers were had been committed after writing this!

The film begins with action as the ship that is carrying Count Dracula and his numerous boxes of dirt is losing control during a violent storm. The crew is trying to throw the crate that Dracula is in overboard, but a monster breaks out and kills the crew and the captain. The ship then crashes into the banks near Dr. Seward’s asylum, where Dr. Seward and his daughter Lucy (??) are trying to calm the inmates. Lucy’s friend Mina Van Helsing (??) escapes the house and runs out into the storm, going all of the way down to the beach and into a cave where she finds and rescues the Count. The next day, Jonathan Harker drives up to the wreck and tries to see if Dracula survived. He is told that the Count is alive and is at his new home in Carfax Abby. Harker then orders Renfield to move the unbroken boxes to the Abby. While doing so, Renfield is attacked by the Count after he turns into a bat.

Does your head hurt yet?

That night, the Count goes to Dr. Seward’s home to dine with the Dr. and his daughter, Jonathan, and Mina, who is now looking awfully pale. During dinner, Mina has a panic attack and the Count hypnotizes her to calm down. And then he dances with Lucy who is now obviously swooned by the guest. Later, Harker asks Lucy about her feelings for the Count and she assures him that he is the only man for her. Meanwhile, the Count climbs down the side of the manor and enters Mina’s room, where she happily exposes her neck. In the morning, with Lucy and her father there, Mina begins to choke and dies. The Dr. thinks nothing of the bite marks on Mina’s neck since it’s been a long time since he practiced real medicine. Meanwhile, Renfield wakes up from his attack and agrees to work for Dracula after he develops a taste for insects. Harker visits the Count at the Abby later that night to finish the sale of the Abby. As Harker is driving home he is attacked by Renfield, who is begging for help to be saved. Renfield is admitted to Seward’s asylum.

41 minutes into the film…

Lucy is overcome with grief after attending Mina’s funeral as Harker leaves for a work trip. Dr. Seward then tells his daughter that Proffesor Van Helsing is coming to town and that he is going to meet him at the train station. Meanwhile, Lucy goes to the Abby under the pretense that Jonathan and her father would be there. Back at the asylum, Mina attacks and kills a baby and jumps out a window. Van Helsing and Seward are left trying to figure out what’s going on. Meanwhile Dracula is busy seducing Lucy, who seems more into him than he is into her.

I’ll let you watch the rest of the movie to find out what happens. This isn’t the story that you thought you knew….

Best WTF moment - Dr. Seward seems to always be eating, even at the most inappropriate times. 

Second WTF moment - Why Laurence Olivier and Donald Pleasence ever agreed to be in this film?!?!

Halloween 2 (1981)

Three years after his extremely successful hit, John Carpenter tried to recreate the magic but falls short with "Halloween 2". It was either a brilliant move or just a lazy one to have the movie begin exactly where it left off with the original is a point for debate. One thing that feels certain is that it is more like your typical slasher flick than a suspenseful thriller. Michael kills people just to kill them in this one rather than killing people who might be his sister Laurie and the people that get in his way. Speaking of Laurie being his sister, that reveal is the only reason why this film is validated in the first place; it helps create more of a mythos around Michael Meyers and explains why Laurie is his target.

The film begins immediately after Dr. Loomis shoots Michael before he can kill Laurie and falls out the window. When they look out the window, Michael is gone. While Laurie is taken to the local hospital, Dr. Loomis spends half of the movie trying to find Michael with the help of local authorities. In one moment of bad judgement, a kid dressed similar as Michael is shot and then hit by a car. Meanwhile at the hospital, nurses, doctors, and orderlies are killed by Michael as he continues his hunt for his sister. Eventually everyone meets up at the hospital and Dr. Loomis has his personal showdown with Michael, saving Laurie once again.

Favorite death scene - I saw the tv version of this movie when I was really young and the death scene that has always stuck with me was the nurse that was drowned in the boiling bath/spa. 

Prince of Darkness (1987)

There’s no denying that “Prince of Darkness” is a film where you go” huh” several times while watching the movie and several more times afterwards. It’s an odd, twisted mess of a movie that has too many themes and elements being thrown against a wall just to see what sticks. There are physic dream messages from the future, there is Satan-in-a-can, there are the classic John Carpenter zombie mobs, and several actors who had worked with Carpenter on previous films who should have known better about being in this movie after reading the script. But I still enjoyed it, somewhat. 

Donald Pleasence (Halloween) is a priest who asks his professor friend Victor Wong (Big Trouble in Little China) to help figure out what is in the basement of an old rundown church. Victor takes his class, which includes Dennis Dun (Big Trouble in Little China) on a field trip to examine a canister filled with swirling green liquid. Using high tech gadgets from the 1980’s and a book sitting next to the canister, they figure out that it’s the son of the Anti-god who just happens to be trapped in the realm of anti-matter. That’s good right? No! Because the green liquid gets angry and possess people, turns the local homeless population into a shuffling zombie-like mob that kills, and  creeps everybody out. Soon the classmates begin to have dreams from the future, each new dream slightly adjusted according to what happens to them while they are awake.  Mirrors are found and broken so the Anti-god can’t cross over and people die. The end?

The Instruction Book of Evil!

 The Son of the Anti-God, Green Liquid!

"What's going on? Are we really filming this?"

Halloween (1978)

“Halloween” is my all-time favorite horror movie. I love this movie so much that I’ve had the theme music as the ring tone for my phone for the past 7 years; or perhaps I just like the movie and really love the music…Anyway, the story is about Michael Myers, a homicidal maniac bent on killing his sister and her friends who happen to be near-by. Does this plot sound familiar? Will it should! This low budget movie from 1978 became the highest grossing independent film for years and, for better or for worse, encouraged a wave slasher flicks to be produced as well as a dismal franchise of its own. The success of “Halloween” proved that young director/writer John Carpenter and newcomer producer/writer Debra Hill were going to be well known and leave a lasting mark. “Halloween” also introduced the world to Jamie Lee Curtis, who would earn the title of Scream Queen just like her mother, Janet Leigh. “Halloween” has had such an impact that in 2006 it was included into the United States National Film Registry due to its significance.

I feel like I’ve known this film most of my life. I remember catching a glimpse of the first few minutes before being told to leave the room when I was little. Hearing that amazing and haunting melody and not being able to watch only increased my curiosity. When I finally was able to see it, while it was shown on broadcast television, I was blown away. It didn’t matter that it was edited for TV because the film really isn’t that violent or filled with nudity or drenched in profanity, it didn’t need those elements to tell the story. The other element that it didn’t need was the NEED to explain everything. When asked why Michael was so dangerous, Dr. Loomis replied that Michael was pure evil. That’s it and it was enough.

Favorite moment – When Dr. Loomis is hiding behind a hedge near the old Myers house and whispers creepy-like at the children who are daring each other to go up to the front door. His amused look after they run away terrified is priceless.